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16 December 2006 @ 03:34 pm
Dear Santa  

I snagged this from katiesangels and it came up just too good for me to pass up.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I punched boy_named_susie in the arm (-10 points). In June I pulled over and changed diseased_inside's flat tire (15 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In August I gave seekingwords a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-681 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
xlivvielockex

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Sarahboy_named_susie on December 17th, 2006 04:12 am (UTC)
And my arm is still smarting from that. I'm not sure you even deserve a lump of coal. :)
Katiekatiesangels on December 17th, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
Woah, you were a dictator. Should I be scared now? ;)
Lizzaylizzelda on December 17th, 2006 08:50 pm (UTC)
Wet willies = the ultimate yuck. You might have gotten -100 points and two lumps of coal from me. :)